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Short version: funroll-loops.org is a static archive. It does not collect, sell, or share personal data. There are no cookies, no analytics scripts, no tracking pixels, no comments system. You read the page, you close the tab, the page forgets you existed.

1. What we collect

Nothing on the application layer. The site itself does not run any client-side scripts that profile or identify you. There are no accounts, no logins, no forms, no submissions of any kind.

2. What our hosting provider may log

Like any web server, the host serving funroll-loops.org may record technical request data (IP address, user agent, referrer, URL requested, timestamp, response code) in standard access logs. These logs exist solely for operational purposes — uptime monitoring, security investigations, and abuse mitigation — and are rotated and deleted on a short retention schedule.

3. Cookies

We do not set any cookies. If your browser shows a cookie for this domain, it isn't from us — it may be from a browser extension or a previous redirect.

4. Third-party content

Some pages embed images and fonts hosted on third-party CDNs (for example, Google Fonts and content media URLs). Loading those resources may transmit your IP address and user agent to the relevant providers, per their own privacy policies. We do not use these providers for analytics or advertising.

5. Children's privacy

We do not knowingly collect personal data from anyone, including children. If a child discovers this site, the worst that happens is they learn what -funroll-loops means a little earlier than usual.

6. Your rights

Because we do not collect or store personal data on the application layer, there is nothing to access, correct, export, or delete on request. If you have a question about server logs or believe a piece of content concerns you personally, you can reach out via the channels listed on our about page.

7. Changes to this policy

If anything material changes — for example, if we add a contact form or comments system — this page will be updated and the "last updated" date at the top will reflect that change. We will not retroactively repurpose previously-collected data.

8. Jurisdiction

This policy is offered in good faith and under the laws of the jurisdiction where the site is operated. It does not create a legal relationship between you and the site operator beyond what is required by applicable law.

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